Who’s the bigger liar? Man or woman?

Mmmmmh! Crazy topic right? Anyway my pal began this topic with some girls, we were chilling with and it turned out to be a really big deal as hell’s secrets were revealed. Hahahaha!! Who is the bigger liar? Man or woman?

First of all men always lie. And that has been so ever since he was created/popped out of a knee/marched from Mt. Kenya/whatever crazy belief you’ve got. In short man has always been a liar. He has always said he’s tired even when he could black out at any moment, he has always told his wife or girlfriend she looks dazzling even when she just woke up with dry overnight saliva all over her face. He has always lied about having an Xbox at the crib yet all he has is his computer and a joystick. Man has always pretended to be the man of the house to his friends yet his wife rules the house and even pays the bills as is the case with the guys in Nyeri.  I mean man live lies. Without lying men can’t succeed in anything.

Basically, man lies to guard his ego.  I believe it’s in man’s nature to lie and lie some more but of course not to the case of that Phil Morgan guy. Think of any man that has never lied and comment his name just below this blog. I bet there is no one in your head. So there u have it.

But come to girls. It a whole different thing they rarely lie. Truth be told they lie very very rarely. Guys don’t get to my neck. All the same unlike guys, females are the biggest craziest liars. They are like “Bae I am pregnant and it’s your child.” That’s a woman’s lie. They lie about being pregnant. They lie about being childless. They lie about their age, 30 year old will tell you she is 20 even 18. Females will lie about the critical stuff. They are the real meaning of terrorism to the truth compared to men who are just rebels who demonstrate against the truth.

Sure I could have been drunk while writing this article but still it’s just my thought on the topic, what is your say? I am lost in my imagination! Do you support my argument or do you oppose it? Tell me! Hit that like button either way.

Keep tuned more fresh crazy articles still to come.

What If I Was A God!!?

I have always envied Greek gods since I was a mere kid. I mean take the story of Hercules the son of Zeus, Zeus himself, or Perseus another god, Hade. Or the Roman gods who are Odin/Odinn/Wotan/ wodan, whatever you want to call him, Thor, and the rest of them I mean these gods were ultimate to the core. The stories of these gods could make any man even the most powerful niggar on earth feel weak. Enough of that crap cause its nowhere near what am going to talk about today.

So one of my hommies told me that he wants to be the illest god in the eyes of the ladies. I really didn’t get him coz I was far from understanding what he meant from saying he wants to me a god. I mean who is a god? Is he the guy with the awesomest (hahahaha) power? The one with the illest vibe? The on with the hunkiest face?

I don’t know about you but to me a god is the person that stands out amongst the rest. I mean in a crowd of Heavy Metal Fans a god is the one that is seated there wondering when the crazy music will end. In a crowd of drunkards he is the sober one.  I mean a god is that one person who thinks with his mind on his own hands and not being continuously tuned by someone else.

Therefore I think this fella of mine was pretty nuts for saying that he wants to be a god in the eyes of the ladies. I mean he was willing to change himself for the sake of ladies!!! Not a lady. I mean sure I shouldn’t judge him for his decision but I bet he might end up with a Nyerihighness (A woman that sits on the husbands face not referring of 69 action) Niggar just be you! I could tell you lots of crappy advice on getting her to your bed without her even knowing your name but its not going to happen. Be you. Someone told me that you can’t change to be someone your not coz the truth has a way of creeping out of the deepest pits and reveal itself.

 I am a god then coz am true to myself and so are you if you are your own man. This applies to the ladies too.

 

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Gate crasher

It's an outdated term but meaning understood by very few....

A friend once referred to a thug as a 'Gate Crasher' at the moment I criticized his ass to the very bits... But come to think of it, he wasn't wrong at all....  To me a Gate Crasher is an unwanted person, niggar or not...

You know those peeps who always spoil the mood when you with your peeps talking whatever crap niggarz talk nowadays. Those who come and be like, "songeni mnablock gari yangu!" If you know such a niggar thats a Gate Crasher....  

    

Success!!

Success? What is success??? 

​To me success is a disease that once u obtain u get addicted to it never wanting to let it go at whatever cost there is.

​It also a desirable infection everyone wants yet it only comes once in a while. Though there are those who seem to be successful from their dusk to dawn and dawn to dusk, we all crave for it. 

 Some people keep saying those involved with success are agents of the devil ati 'illuminati'... I mean these guys who say so kwani wamekaa tu wakaona success ni ya shetani??? I mean who are u bana! 

If u are not successful just do something about it and stop giving people dubbing others with the isht they dont deserve... 

Yesternight i met this chic Unnamed, whom i asked "do you ever plan to be a success?? " she looked at me 😾 and answered, "HELL NO! I dont want to be an instrument of the devil..." 

Immediately I stood up and left the chic seated there because, I mean, if she is allergic to success I better leave before she gets allergies... Either this girl was super drunk or CRAZY STUPID. "Songa mbali nami usiniambukize ujinga!" "Move away and don't infect me with stupidity"

 

Bottom line Success is meant for everyone but only the sharp acheive it. No pain no gain so start brain storming.

                                                    

Cats And Dogs

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!" Hehehehe

FACE LOOKERS!!

This face lookers thing'i has flooded the net and TV shows everywhere...
FACE LOOKERS are those guys who have to put their faces involved in everything they see..
 I cant they see just with eyes or what..
 I would love to see a face looker peek at a girls tits hahahaha! That would be the cause of my demise due to laughter!!!
   THIS IS A FACE LOOKER 

   Check out this face looker kids @https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVbw387z6-Y

    
 

I want to be INDIAN!!!.

Ever watched Indian movies?
if not you are missing out on a lot. The other day day i was in YouTube bored and desperate for excitement when i came across this clip from an Indian movie.
There was this guy not a super human at all but because he was super angry, a bullet bounced off his chest after it was shot at  him and it redirected to the shooter Hahahaha!!.
If this isht is real then I definetely want to be INDIAN hahahaha!!!!.

Mwingine does this stunt u do with racing bikes you know the one you lean with the bike in corners. Yahh! he does that stunt with a horse instead hahahah!!! i tell u this clip is MAADD!!!!




 Check it out at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhhyR9CgSU0

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