What If I Was A God!!?

I have always envied Greek gods since I was a mere kid. I mean take the story of Hercules the son of Zeus, Zeus himself, or Perseus another god, Hade. Or the Roman gods who are Odin/Odinn/Wotan/ wodan, whatever you want to call him, Thor, and the rest of them I mean these gods were ultimate to the core. The stories of these gods could make any man even the most powerful niggar on earth feel weak. Enough of that crap cause its nowhere near what am going to talk about today.

So one of my hommies told me that he wants to be the illest god in the eyes of the ladies. I really didn’t get him coz I was far from understanding what he meant from saying he wants to me a god. I mean who is a god? Is he the guy with the awesomest (hahahaha) power? The one with the illest vibe? The on with the hunkiest face?

I don’t know about you but to me a god is the person that stands out amongst the rest. I mean in a crowd of Heavy Metal Fans a god is the one that is seated there wondering when the crazy music will end. In a crowd of drunkards he is the sober one.  I mean a god is that one person who thinks with his mind on his own hands and not being continuously tuned by someone else.

Therefore I think this fella of mine was pretty nuts for saying that he wants to be a god in the eyes of the ladies. I mean he was willing to change himself for the sake of ladies!!! Not a lady. I mean sure I shouldn’t judge him for his decision but I bet he might end up with a Nyerihighness (A woman that sits on the husbands face not referring of 69 action) Niggar just be you! I could tell you lots of crappy advice on getting her to your bed without her even knowing your name but its not going to happen. Be you. Someone told me that you can’t change to be someone your not coz the truth has a way of creeping out of the deepest pits and reveal itself.

 I am a god then coz am true to myself and so are you if you are your own man. This applies to the ladies too.

 

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